Buhari met with the Queen of England in London. He asked her.
Buhari: How do you run such an efficient government here? Are there any tips you can give to me? I want to help Nigeria.
QUEEN: The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.
Buhari: How do I know the people around me are really intelligent?
QUEEN: Oh, that's easy. Just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.
The Queen sent for David Cameron. David Cameron walked into the room.
CAMERON: Yes, your majesty. You sent for me.
QUEEN: Answer this riddle. David, your mother, and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
CAMERON: hmmm... that would be me.
QUEEN: Yes, very good.
When Buhari came back home he sent for Abba Kyari. Kyari walks into Buhari's office.
Kyari: Sir you call me.
Buhari: Yes sit down and answer this, Your mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it?
Kyari: I'm not sure; let me get back to you.
He asked all his staff in the office but none could give him an answer. Kyari ran to Fashola.
Kyari asked him: Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?"
FASHOLA: That's easy. It's me!
Kyari smiled and said, Thanks! Then he went back to speak with President Buhari.
Kyari: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's Babatunde Raji Fashola!
Buhari got angry and said to Kyari No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am surrounded by dummies! The answer is. David Cameron!!!
*Even Buhari is dum*
you didn't see that right?
