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How Many Would You Have? - Joke 034

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Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"

Jerry: "Seven."

Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"

Jerry: "Seven."

Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"

Jerry: "Six."

Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"

how many would you have?: "Seven!"

Teacher: "Johnny, wherein the heck do you get seven from?!"

Jerry: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"