FUN TIME!!!
STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK:
1) NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.
2) Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS?
Answer: NO o! NA MY PAPA WHEN HIM YOUNG.
3) At your wedding, one idiot walked up to you as you are about to take your wedding picture with your Wife... NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA CLASSMATE.
4) Give me your phone number - 0803476... ....THANKS. SO YOU DEY USE MTN?
Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE.
5) I listened to the 9 o'clock news, it was announced that the election was postponed. WHO TOLD YOU?
Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR FOR MY VILLAGE.
6) Take this mosquito coil; it kills insects fast... Thanks, bros. E DEY KILL MOSQUITOS?
Answer: NO, E DEY KILL ELEPHANT.
7) Standing in front of a police station… Is this a POLICE STATION?
Answer: No! It’s a CHURCH...
8) A guy calls his babe in the middle of d night and asked what are you doing? Are you sleeping?..
Her response: no am picking beans
9) A friend saw you with water on your body after bathing. NA WATER BE DIS?
Answer: NO, NA SWEAT
10) Inserting a disk into your DVD: Bros you wanna watch dis film
ANSWER: NO NA NEWS I WAN HEAR
ADD YOURS!!!
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