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I Like How You're Thinking - Joke 018

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A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Jerry isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Jerry says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Jerry says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." 

Jerry asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Jerry says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"  

*laughing out loud*