Jerry visited a friend from a very rich family. The following conversation ensued between Jerry and the maid:
MAID: What would u like to have, fruit juice, yogurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, Frappuccino, or coffee?
JERRY: Tea, please.
MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, Kericho gold tea, bush tea, or green tea?
JERRY: Ceylon tea, please.
MAID: How do you want it, black or white?
JERRY: White. … MAID: Milk or fresh cream?
JERRY: Milk.
MAID: Goat milk or cow milk?
JERRY: Cow’s milk.
MAID: freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?
JERRY: umm, let me go with the freeze land cow.
MAID: Would u like it with sweetener, sugar, or honey?
JERRY: Sugar
MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar?
JERRY: Cane sugar
MAID: White, brown, or yellow sugar?
JERRY: Ok, forget about the tea; just give me a glass of water.
MAID: Mineral, tap, or distilled water?
JERRY: Mineral water.
MAID: flavored or non-flavored?
JERRY (ANGRY): In fact, get me an empty glass!
MAID: Do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute, or a beer mug?
JERRY: Oh, my God! Please leave me alone. I’ll swallow my saliva
*Have you ever been frustrated to this extent?*
