Your time is limited so don't waste it living someone else's life.
- Steve Jobs
Your time is limited so don't waste it living someone else's life.
- Steve Jobs
Your boyfriend no get A/C you dey buy am duvet as Val gift,
you wan kill am?
*Better buy me AC first, you fit con buy duvet next year, that if we have not broken up*
Teacher: Apart from some iPhone users, which other sets of people act like they have made it in life?
Joy: Ladies that just got married, they will be flaunting their wedding ring as if they are carrying a flag.
Brown: Those people that serve food at weddings.
Taofeek: People that sit near the window in the bus, they look at us that are trekking as if we are poor or orphans.
Jerry: Whatsapp and Facebook group admins, small disagreement they will threaten to remove someone from the group as if the group is the book of life.
John: Church ushers, they act as though they are the biological children of God while the rest of us are adopted.
*Don't stop the fun here, add yours in the comment section*
Interviewer: Tell me your weakness.
Jerry: I can be very stubborn.
Interviewer: Please explain.
Jerry: I will not.
*lolz*
*Stubbornness won't give you anything in this life.*
*Don't act like a goat...* smiles*
If you do what is easy your life will be hard
but if you do that which is hard your life will be easy.
*Did you get the message?*
A baby boy was born in hospital laughing instead of crying, the more the nurses beat him, the more he laughed so hard, suddenly the doctor noticed he had something in his hands, so he pulled the tiny hands apart and discovered he was holding 3 abortion pills.
The baby then turned his head looking at his mother, laughed again, and said
"NO WEAPON FASHIONED AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER!"
Judge: Why did the police arrest you?
Jerry: For shopping too early o.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, how early were you shopping?
Jerry: Before the shop opened.
*If You Were The Judge, what will be the sentence you will give for such an act?
Breaking News!!!
The MTN girl that usually says you have only one minute remaining,
has been tested positive for coronavirus.
*E shock you abi?*
To my Valentine
You're the BODMAS of my eyes
When you touch my heart, you become my syllabus.
I'm Mathematically calculated,
Geographically located,
Historically remembered,
Biologically functioning,
Chemically reacting,
Physically fit,
But don't forget one thing...
Economically budgeted ... *winks*
*What will be your response if you got this message from your lover?*
"The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed."
- Bennett Cerf
*Are you one of us that brings laughter into the room?*
"The art of being happy lies in the power of extracting happiness from common things."
- Henry Ward Beecher
"If you're alive, there's a purpose for your life."
- Rick Warren
"Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail."
- Charles Kettering
