The teacher said to his class one day, "Please stand up, anyone who thinks they're stupid" Nobody stood up so the teacher said, "I'm sure there are some stupid students in this class!" At this point, Little Jerry stood up. The teacher said, "Oh Jerry! So you think you're stupid then?" Little Jerry replied, "No, I just felt bad that you were standing up on your own."
A man walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer before the problems start!" He drinks the beer and then orders another saying, "Give me a beer before the problems start!" The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man "When are you going to pay for these beers?" The man answers, "Now the problems start!"
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen ". The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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